Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it was like his penis was on wheels.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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