I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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