So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
