whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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