So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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