If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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