You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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