We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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