Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What a dumb baby whore.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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