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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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