just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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