we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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