i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
