I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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