You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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