: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just had sex bonerless
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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