I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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