Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
we're so committed to being not committed
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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