You're so nebulous sometimes
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it was like eating out sand paper
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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