what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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