Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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