walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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