I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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