i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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