Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
