so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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