Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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