Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
