we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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