On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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