i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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