He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
