i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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