Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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