No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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