whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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