he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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