I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
