WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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