her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize