you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She is in my trunk
i just made my gag reflex go away.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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