tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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