she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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