Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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