I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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