just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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