Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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