I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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