I'm so fucking centered right now
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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