Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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