Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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