And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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