Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
