Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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