My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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