evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
false alarm, still single
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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