He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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