Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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