just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm at about main and main street
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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